"I have a joke for you."

Levi's really into telling jokes right now.  Problem is...he only has one joke.  And it goes something like this:
"Why did the ________________________ cross the road?"
The blank is then filled in with whatever is on his mind at the moment.

For example, here's his favorite one since we had ice cream after playing at the beach on Sunday:
Levi: "Why did the ice cream cross the road."
Me:  " I don't know.  Why did the ice cream cross the road?"
(And here's the punch line, no matter who or what is crossing the road.)
Levi: "Cause a car was coming!"

Silly kid!